Ninjas and Pirates

look who i found

Ninjabread man.
isn't he sweet? tee hee

im jus sayin, i dont see any pirates
just bees.

Santa is a Ninja

Santa sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake. He is so fast and stealthy, that he can sneak into millions of homes in one night completely undetected. And then there's the whole "secret santa" phenomenon... the list goes on and on.

Oh wait. A poinsettia shuriken just flew past my face. It's a Santagram! It says that you and your friends are invited to spend New Years Eve in Los Angeles listening and dancing to four rooms of breaks, house, electro, tech, progressive, downtempo and more!

And now, the evidence...

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Ninjas Invade Streetwars Watergun Assassination Tournament...

For those of you who don't know, Streetwars is a watergun assasination tournament that takes place in various cities around the world. You submit some personal information along with an entrance fee to Streetwars.net. Soon, you receive the picture, home address and work address of your target and someone else in the city has received you as their target. You have to assassinate your target by squirting them while avoiding your assassin... except you have no idea who your assassin is. Of course, your target has no idea who you are as well, so once you squirt them, you pick up their target until the last target is hit or the time period for the round runs out (in which case, you start going after members of the Shadow Government).  read more »

Ninjas on a Plane

OMG! SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! PWNZ0RZ!!!!

A bunch of my friends are already planning on getting wasted and watching it on opening night. Who else is in?

By the way, did everyone catch that news item where New Line released ACTUAL snakes on an ACTUAL plane as a publicity stunt?

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Sorry Ninjas. Ye been HACKED!

It looks like ye Ninja Skillz are no match for us pirates! YARRR!