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  • user warning: Table './qwiki_ninjaskillz5/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = 'Body: </p>\n<p>Ok... so way back in time when Dinosaurs roamed the earth and I was a wee carnie Uncle, I attended an outstanding event that really pulled me into electronic music with the vibe and the people there. It was an amazing experience long before I was a DJ or even involved in events. It was that moment of feeling like you get it.</p>\n<p>Sometime later I would see these DJs at an Earthdance that totally blasted my brain. Not only was the music RAWKIN, but technically brilliant as well. You might have seen them play at Fuente this year or at Forbidden Love.</p>\n<p>The Party was a F.A.M.I.L.Y. party, and the DJs were The Body Rock DJs. Both of them are coming together to create an event of such ass shaking magnitude, that LA may never be the same.</p>\n<p><br class=\"clear\" /><br class=\"giImageBlock-clear-both\" />', created = 1283773907, expire = 1283860307, headers = '' WHERE cid = '1:2fd7d6ab996d1c1b7ea898e2d99b9a09' in /home/qwiki/public_html/ninjaskillz/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 154.
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  • user warning: Table './qwiki_ninjaskillz5/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = 'Body: </p>\n<p>Dear Burners and Burnettes,</p>\n<p>How\'s your recovery going? Have you cleaned the Playa dust off of your shade?<br />\nDo you think you will before next year? We haven\'t because we\'re getting ready<br />\nfor THE AFTERPARTY!</p>\n<p>Saturday Night, October 13th 2007, starting at 10pm:</p>\n<p>Hipgenesis, Ninja Skillz and Pocket are coming together to create Afterparty.<br />\nWe will be starting right as the La Decom is ending. Shuttles will run from 10<br />\npm to 4 am, at the front gate of the La Decom event.</p>\n<p>We have a great location and lineup. Entertainment will feature good mix of<br />\nlocal favorites and some Bay Area talent we\'re smuggling in like -- the creator</p>\n<p><br class=\"clear\" /><br class=\"giImageBlock-clear-both\" />', created = 1283773907, expire = 1283860307, headers = '' WHERE cid = '1:7ecb523e937819195fcec9438ca62c7e' in /home/qwiki/public_html/ninjaskillz/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 154.
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  • user warning: Table './qwiki_ninjaskillz5/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = 'Body: </p>\n<p>As the air chills from the scorching summer. The wind begins to drift through the city. Darkness covers the land sooner. Those that dwell in the shadows get giddy. Leaves turn gold and brown and fall to the ground.</p>\n<p>Strange voices carry on the breeze an earie sound. Far off over the hill, past the children preparing thier costume candy haul, they say stands a creaking old temple with a strange saying, written on the wall.</p>\n<p>\"All ye who dare to dwell within, be warned in advance. If your soul is something you aim to keep you must do the devils\' dance.\"</p>\n<p>Yer palz at Ninja Skillz Present:</p>\n<p><br class=\"clear\" /><br class=\"giImageBlock-clear-both\" />', created = 1283773907, expire = 1283860307, headers = '' WHERE cid = '1:d2a5307b92a6f6e851f7ef82f90f2513' in /home/qwiki/public_html/ninjaskillz/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 154.
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  • user warning: Table './qwiki_ninjaskillz5/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = 'Body: </p>\n<p>Wanderland Returns | Sat Sept 22nd<br />\nWANDERLAND 2: The Desert Calls</p>\n<p>A night of amazing music, beautiful skies, friendly vibes, surrounded by friends and family. Close out the summer season in the warm embrace of people who love you.</p>\n<p>Rejoin, rekindle, receive.</p>\n<p>When:<br />\nSaturday, September 22nd<br />\nSomewhere out there. Not too far, but far enough.</p>\n<p>Brought to you by:<br />\nMotion+Sound<br />\nAlien Underground<br />\nAudio Response Team</p>\n<p>Featuring:<br />\nSaynt (Ninjaskillz)<br />\nMark Zabala (Ninjaskillz)<br />\nRussell Vare (Knobturnal)<br />\nTom Allain<br />\nMyke (RLD)<br />\nShadow Porn Theater (Evans+Bombay)<br />\nThom Lann (dawn set)</p>\n<p><br class=\"clear\" /><br class=\"giImageBlock-clear-both\" />', created = 1283773907, expire = 1283860307, headers = '' WHERE cid = '1:a1cd0777111d8b8408677f5070a6d977' in /home/qwiki/public_html/ninjaskillz/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 154.
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  • user warning: Table './qwiki_ninjaskillz5/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = 'Body: </p>\n<p><img src=\"http://www.ninjaskillz.net/files/forbidden-age.jpg\" align=\"right\" />Like a shimmering mirage, our dust covered brothers and sisters return from a celebration of renewal.<br />\nThere\'s a bit more bounce to the step, a bit more hope in the eyes, and a bit more shake in the booty.</p>\n<p>Yer Ninja palz couldn\'t be there with you, but we\'d sure as hell like to welcome you back....</p>\n<p>Ninja Skillz Music Presents:</p>\n<p>FORBIDDEN AGE: A celebration of times past and those to come...<br />\nFriday September 7th, 2007</p>\n<p>Featuring the musical mastery of</p>\n<p>PORTER TINSLEY ( PorterTinsley.Com )<br />\nDJARUM ( Blaq, PurpleHaze - OC )<br />\nSAYNT ( NinjaSkillz.Net, RLD )</p>\n<p>PHIL DOG ( NinjaSkillz.Net )<br />\nADAM SCENX ( Loyall - OC )<br />\nJP &amp; RHINES ( NinjaSkillz.Net, DJ Culture )</p>\n<p>Visual Mind Manipulation by Electric Enlightenment<br />\nArt / Deco by Ninja Research Labs</p>\n<p>Located at the MOUNTAIN BAR in CHINATOWN<br />\n475 Gin Ling Way<br />\nLos Angeles, CA 90021<br />\n21+<br />\n$5 - Free Before 10pm</p>\n<p><a href=\"http://www.ninjaskillz.net\" title=\"www.ninjaskillz.net\" rel=\"nofollow\">www.ninjaskillz.net</a><br />\n<a href=\"http://www.electricenlightenment.com\" title=\"www.electricenlightenment.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">www.electricenlightenment.com</a><br />\n<a href=\"http://www.djculture.com\" title=\"www.djculture.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">www.djculture.com</a></p>\n<p><br class=\"clear\" /><br class=\"giImageBlock-clear-both\" />', created = 1283773907, expire = 1283860307, headers = '' WHERE cid = '1:c62984a3a0890e4c668adb51101f5f87' in /home/qwiki/public_html/ninjaskillz/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 154.
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  • user warning: Table './qwiki_ninjaskillz5/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = 'Body: </p>\n<p>You heard it here folks.... Ninja Skillz is invading the MOR on Thursday, August 30th for your weekly dose of filth.</p>\n<p>DIRTY @ The Mor Bar<br />\n2941 Main Street<br />\nSanta Monica, CA</p>\n<p>{ GUARDIAN }<br />\n{ MARK ZABALA }<br />\n{ JP &amp; RHINES }<br />\n{ SAYNT }</p>\n<p>21+<br />\n$5 COVER.</p>\n<p>Why the hell would you just sit at home when you could be out getting dirty?</p>\n<p>Dirty Beats<br />\nDirty Beats<br />\nDirty Beats</p>\n<p>Wash, rinse, repeat...</p>\n<p><br class=\"clear\" /><br class=\"giImageBlock-clear-both\" />', created = 1283773907, expire = 1283860307, headers = '' WHERE cid = '1:067592cc0f8e544e38be8a070c8ada29' in /home/qwiki/public_html/ninjaskillz/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 154.
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  • user warning: Table './qwiki_ninjaskillz5/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = 'Flyer: <br />\n <a href=\"/jp-rhines-bristol-sessions-detroitbar-friday-night-august-31st-2007-1\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img alt=\"!*JP &amp; Rhines*!_Bristol Sessions@DetroitBar_Friday Night August 31st, 2007\" src=\"http://www.ninjaskillz.net/files/BS_8_31_2007-resized_th.jpg\" /></a>\n\n\n\n\n Body: </p>\n<p> We know alot of you are going to the Burn, but those who are stayin\' behind...</p>\n<p>It\'s Time To Get Down!</p>\n<p>you know how we do...</p>\n<p>see YOU there!</p>\n<p>-R</p>\n<p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p>\n<p>BRISTOL SESSIONS::Remixed!</p>\n<p>Friday Night August 31st</p>\n<p>****************************************<br />\nJP &amp; Rhines<br />\n(ninjaskillz, innerflight, dj culture)</p>\n<p>****************************************</p>\n<p>Ladies FREE / Guys only $5 before 11pm!</p>\n<p>BRISTOL SESSIONS @ Detroit Bar<br />\n843 W. 19th St.<br />\nCosta Mesa, CA 92627<br />\n(corner of 19th &amp; Placentia)<br />\n949.642.0600</p>\n<p><br class=\"clear\" /><br class=\"giImageBlock-clear-both\" />', created = 1283773907, expire = 1283860307, headers = '' WHERE cid = '1:54e0fdc9abdfd6d4dd7ce883420485a1' in /home/qwiki/public_html/ninjaskillz/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 154.
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  • user warning: Table './qwiki_ninjaskillz5/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = 'Body: </p>\n<p>** Channel 6 **</p>\n<p>We\'re live from Channel 6 news in downtown Los Angeles. Earlier today, much to the amazement of all the inhabitants of this thriving metropolis, a large robotic entity materialized just beyond county lines and has been making it\'s way steadily towards downtown leaving a path of fire and destruction in its wake. The monstrosity appears to be shooting what authorites agree is a \" death ray \" from what appears to be its eyes. Sources have confirmed that this can only be the work of a nefarious organization of Super-Villains that have lately been orchestrating terrorist attacks against the City of Los Angeles. The police and national guard stand helpless as the...</p>\n<p><br class=\"clear\" /><br class=\"giImageBlock-clear-both\" />', created = 1283773907, expire = 1283860307, headers = '' WHERE cid = '1:d819c92ab19a699338c90beea9860790' in /home/qwiki/public_html/ninjaskillz/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 154.

The Curse of Funkenstein!

Oct 27 2007 - 10:00am
Oct 28 2007 - 6:00am
Body:

Ok... so way back in time when Dinosaurs roamed the earth and I was a wee carnie Uncle, I attended an outstanding event that really pulled me into electronic music with the vibe and the people there. It was an amazing experience long before I was a DJ or even involved in events. It was that moment of feeling like you get it.

Sometime later I would see these DJs at an Earthdance that totally blasted my brain. Not only was the music RAWKIN, but technically brilliant as well. You might have seen them play at Fuente this year or at Forbidden Love.

The Party was a F.A.M.I.L.Y. party, and the DJs were The Body Rock DJs. Both of them are coming together to create an event of such ass shaking magnitude, that LA may never be the same.  read more »



FORBIDDEN SOULS

Oct 5 2007 - 9:00pm
Oct 6 2007 - 2:00am
Flyer:
FORBIDDEN SOULS  read more »

NINJA SKILLZ + HIPGENESIS + POCKET = AFTERPARTY !!!!!

Oct 13 2007 - 10:00pm
Oct 14 2007 - 4:00am
Body:

Dear Burners and Burnettes,

How's your recovery going? Have you cleaned the Playa dust off of your shade?
Do you think you will before next year? We haven't because we're getting ready
for THE AFTERPARTY!

Saturday Night, October 13th 2007, starting at 10pm:

Hipgenesis, Ninja Skillz and Pocket are coming together to create Afterparty.
We will be starting right as the La Decom is ending. Shuttles will run from 10
pm to 4 am, at the front gate of the La Decom event.

We have a great location and lineup. Entertainment will feature good mix of
local favorites and some Bay Area talent we're smuggling in like -- the creator  read more »



Forbidden Souls! October 5th, 2007 - Chinatown

Oct 5 2007 - 9:00pm
Oct 6 2007 - 2:00am
Body:

As the air chills from the scorching summer. The wind begins to drift through the city. Darkness covers the land sooner. Those that dwell in the shadows get giddy. Leaves turn gold and brown and fall to the ground.

Strange voices carry on the breeze an earie sound. Far off over the hill, past the children preparing thier costume candy haul, they say stands a creaking old temple with a strange saying, written on the wall.

"All ye who dare to dwell within, be warned in advance. If your soul is something you aim to keep you must do the devils' dance."

Yer palz at Ninja Skillz Present:  read more »



WANDERLAND!

Sep 22 2007 - 10:00pm
Sep 23 2007 - 10:00pm
Body:

Wanderland Returns | Sat Sept 22nd
WANDERLAND 2: The Desert Calls

A night of amazing music, beautiful skies, friendly vibes, surrounded by friends and family. Close out the summer season in the warm embrace of people who love you.

Rejoin, rekindle, receive.

When:
Saturday, September 22nd
Somewhere out there. Not too far, but far enough.

Brought to you by:
Motion+Sound
Alien Underground
Audio Response Team

Featuring:
Saynt (Ninjaskillz)
Mark Zabala (Ninjaskillz)
Russell Vare (Knobturnal)
Tom Allain
Myke (RLD)
Shadow Porn Theater (Evans+Bombay)
Thom Lann (dawn set)  read more »



FORBIDDEN AGE

Sep 7 2007 - 9:00pm
Body:

Like a shimmering mirage, our dust covered brothers and sisters return from a celebration of renewal.
There's a bit more bounce to the step, a bit more hope in the eyes, and a bit more shake in the booty.

Yer Ninja palz couldn't be there with you, but we'd sure as hell like to welcome you back....

Ninja Skillz Music Presents:

FORBIDDEN AGE: A celebration of times past and those to come...
Friday September 7th, 2007

Featuring the musical mastery of

PORTER TINSLEY ( PorterTinsley.Com )
DJARUM ( Blaq, PurpleHaze - OC )
SAYNT ( NinjaSkillz.Net, RLD )

PHIL DOG ( NinjaSkillz.Net )
ADAM SCENX ( Loyall - OC )
JP & RHINES ( NinjaSkillz.Net, DJ Culture )

Visual Mind Manipulation by Electric Enlightenment
Art / Deco by Ninja Research Labs

Located at the MOUNTAIN BAR in CHINATOWN
475 Gin Ling Way
Los Angeles, CA 90021
21+
$5 - Free Before 10pm

www.ninjaskillz.net
www.electricenlightenment.com
www.djculture.com  read more »



Ninjaz @ DIRTY

Aug 30 2007 - 9:00pm
Aug 31 2007 - 2:00am
Body:

You heard it here folks.... Ninja Skillz is invading the MOR on Thursday, August 30th for your weekly dose of filth.

DIRTY @ The Mor Bar
2941 Main Street
Santa Monica, CA

{ GUARDIAN }
{ MARK ZABALA }
{ JP & RHINES }
{ SAYNT }

21+
$5 COVER.

Why the hell would you just sit at home when you could be out getting dirty?

Dirty Beats
Dirty Beats
Dirty Beats

Wash, rinse, repeat...



!*JP & Rhines*!_Bristol Sessions@DetroitBar_Friday Night August 31st, 2007

Aug 31 2007 - 9:00pm
Sep 1 2007 - 6:00am
Flyer:
!*JP & Rhines*!_Bristol Sessions@DetroitBar_Friday Night August 31st, 2007 Body:

We know alot of you are going to the Burn, but those who are stayin' behind...

It's Time To Get Down!

you know how we do...

see YOU there!

-R

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

BRISTOL SESSIONS::Remixed!

Friday Night August 31st

****************************************
JP & Rhines
(ninjaskillz, innerflight, dj culture)

****************************************

Ladies FREE / Guys only $5 before 11pm!

BRISTOL SESSIONS @ Detroit Bar
843 W. 19th St.
Costa Mesa, CA 92627
(corner of 19th & Placentia)
949.642.0600  read more »



FREE! Second Sundays at the Mor Bar.

Aug 12 2007 - 9:00pm
Aug 13 2007 - 2:00am
Body:

We know what's up. You like to relax and have a few drinks before having to go to work on Monday Morning, so why not do it with your friends and ninja types at the Mor Bar? Second Sundays is where the Ninja Skillz DJs like to experiment and play some of their hidden track selections. Listen as we bust out old classics alongside brand new, untested music.

So who all is playing this week? We'd like to keep that secret too ;-)

Come on by. Hit the dancefloor. Chill out. Get funky.



SUPERHEROES vs. VILLAINS ( RLD Fundraiser Extravaganza )

Aug 11 2007 - 9:00pm
Aug 12 2007 - 3:00am
Body:

** Channel 6 **

We're live from Channel 6 news in downtown Los Angeles. Earlier today, much to the amazement of all the inhabitants of this thriving metropolis, a large robotic entity materialized just beyond county lines and has been making it's way steadily towards downtown leaving a path of fire and destruction in its wake. The monstrosity appears to be shooting what authorites agree is a " death ray " from what appears to be its eyes. Sources have confirmed that this can only be the work of a nefarious organization of Super-Villains that have lately been orchestrating terrorist attacks against the City of Los Angeles. The police and national guard stand helpless as the...  read more »