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Hundreds of years ago, in an age of myth and wonder, a lone traveler wandered through the grassy hills of Dulzura trying to search for some meaning in a seemingly senseless world. After many long days of traveling through the dense fog and mist, he came upon a secluded paradise called Xara where he was struck with many wonderous and disturbing visions of the future.

In his mind's eye, he was able to forsee the day when his homeland would be attacked and pillaged by treacherous villains who would come by sea. These invaders would be loud, ruthless and brutal, and they were coming soon. Upon arrival, they would set things aflame and wield these fiery objects around them in ways that appeared to transform them into terrible demon butterflies. Some of these villains appeared to have legs like those of a table, and many had metal hooks where their hands should have been. He knew something must be done.

Fortunately, there was hope. In his visions, he knew that he was to gather up some of the best warriors of the land, and they would all work together to beat this imminent threat. So they scoured the lands for months knowing that they had very little time to prepare. It seemed that fate had worked in their favor. No matter where their travels led them, it always led to great warriors who possessed skills far beyond those of a normal human. Although these warriors came from far and wide, all had one thing in common. They were tuned in to some sort of universal life-force, an unexplainable rhythm and energy that flows through all things.

Each carried with them a careful selection of weapons made up of engraved vinyl used in concert with wheels of steel. These mysterious vinyl discs were powerful enough to shake the ground and air with a sound so beautiful and frightening, that all those who would hear it would have no choice but to be mesmerized into a trance-like state. These once-lone warriors embraced their destiny and worked together to form a clan that vowed to protect their homeland and defeat the oncoming threat. They would also spread theirs skills and talents far and wide, so no one would ever forget the greatness of their culture. These warriors became Ninja and they are the Ninja Skillz Clan.